I Hate Breaking News
Look, I’ll be honest. I hate breaking news. Always have. It’s like that guy at the party who yells ‘I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!’ and then it’s just about his cat’s birthday. You know the type. (And honestly, nobody asked for it but here we are.)
But here’s the thing—it’s my job. Been doing this for 22 years, since that fateful day in 1999 when some editor named Marcus (let’s call him Marcus because I don’t remember his real name) told me, ‘You’re gonna love breaking news, kid.’ Spoiler: I didn’t. Still don’t.
Why We’re All Bad at It
So last Tuesday, I was at this conference in Austin—yeah, one of those where everyone wears the same lanyard and pretends to care about ‘synergy.’ Anyway, I’m sitting there, half-listening to some guy named Dave (not his real name) droning on about ‘real-time analytics,’ when it hits me. We’re all bad at breaking news. Every single one of us.
I mean, think about it. We live in a world where 214 people can tweet about a non-story before it even happens. And then there’s the other side—the stuff that actually matters, but nobody covers because it’s not ‘sexy’ enough. It’s a mess. A complete, total mess.
And don’t even get me started on the whole ‘first to break it’ thing. It’s like a race to the bottom. Who cares if you’re first if you’re wrong? But that never stops anyone. Nope. They just keep charging ahead, like lemmings off a cliff.
My Friend Sarah’s Take
So I called up my friend Sarah, who’s been a reporter for about as long as I have. I asked her, ‘Sarah, be honest. How often do we actually get it right?’
She laughed. ‘You’re kidding, right? We’re lucky if we get it half-right half the time.’
Which… yeah. Fair enough. But it’s not just about getting it right. It’s about the rush. The adrenaline. The ‘oh my god, we’re live’ moment. It’s addictive. And honestly, that’s part of the problem.
The Time I Got It Wrong
Let me tell you about the time I got it wrong. It was about three months ago, at 11:30pm, and I was working on a story about some political scandal. I was tired, overcaffeinated, and honestly, not thinking straight. I published something that was, well, completley wrong. And then the internet did what the internet does best—it tore me apart.
But here’s the thing: I’m not alone. It happens to everyone. Even the ‘big names.’ Even the ones who act like they’re infallible. They’re not. None of us are.
What Can We Do About It?
So what’s the answer? I don’t know. Maybe we need to slow down. Maybe we need to stop caring so much about being first. Maybe we need to focus on getting it right, even if that means we’re the 20th outlet to break the story.
And look, I’m not saying it’s easy. It’s not. But it’s worth a shot. Because honestly, we owe it to our readers to do better. To be better.
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A Tangent: The Time I Interviewed a Cat
Speaking of messes, remember that cat’s birthday I mentioned earlier? Yeah, so one time, I actually interviewed a cat. Well, not really. But close enough. It was for a story about pet ownership, and the owner just kept putting words in the cat’s mouth. ‘Fluffy says she loves her new scratching post,’ he told me. I swear, I’m not making this up.
But that’s another story for another time.
Back to the Point
Anyway, the point is, breaking news is a mess. We’re all bad at it. But we can be better. We have to be better. Because our readers deserve it.
And honestly, so do we.
About the Author: Jane Doe is a senior editor with over 22 years of experience in journalism. She’s worked for major publications, covered everything from politics to pet ownership, and still can’t get the hang of breaking news. You can find her ranting about the state of journalism on Twitter or hiding from her editor in the break room.
